{"id":283,"date":"2009-01-06T23:08:27","date_gmt":"2009-01-07T03:08:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ilias.ca\/blog\/?p=283"},"modified":"2009-11-29T15:40:10","modified_gmt":"2009-11-29T19:40:10","slug":"everything-is-just-a-few-hundred-clicks-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ilias.ca\/blog\/2009\/01\/everything-is-just-a-few-hundred-clicks-away\/","title":{"rendered":"Everything is just a few hundred clicks away"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"400\" height=\"355\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"file=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/xml\/92328\/video&amp;autostart=false&amp;image=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/files\/images\/NO_KEYBOARD_article.jpg&amp;bufferlength=3&amp;embedded=true&amp;title=Apple%20Introduces%20Revolutionary%20New%20Laptop%20With%20No%20Keyboard\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/themes\/common\/assets\/videoplayer2\/flvplayer.swf\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"400\" height=\"355\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/themes\/common\/assets\/videoplayer2\/flvplayer.swf\" wmode=\"transparent\" flashvars=\"file=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/xml\/92328\/video&amp;autostart=false&amp;image=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/files\/images\/NO_KEYBOARD_article.jpg&amp;bufferlength=3&amp;embedded=true&amp;title=Apple%20Introduces%20Revolutionary%20New%20Laptop%20With%20No%20Keyboard\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/video\/apple_introduces_revolutionary?utm_source=embedded_video\">Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard<\/a><br \/>\nHilarious!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard Hilarious!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ilias.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ilias.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ilias.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ilias.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ilias.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=283"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ilias.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":328,"href":"https:\/\/ilias.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283\/revisions\/328"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ilias.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ilias.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ilias.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}